manifesting.

wrenchinator-central:

paxamericana:

boss texted me “i appreciate you staying out of the drama in the office”

i literally have no idea what she’s talking about

Then you’re doing a fantastic job at it.

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spooksier:

spooksier:

spooksier:

my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

in our defense this is oil

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geek-ramblings:

His apps and own website dunking on him all day is hilarious lol.

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thtdamfangirl4:

universeinabookshelf:

capnperaltiago:

brooklyn (19)99

HE HAS BEEN LOCATED

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xiaq:

xiaq:

xiaq:

xiaq:

xiaq:

So my bike was stolen from our garage last night. My beloved, custom, carbon fiber, most-expensive-thing-I-own-aside-from-my-car bike.

I just found it listed on FB marketplace.

Shit is about to go down.

You take the time to look up the specs and even with that knowledge post it for an insulting low price?? Also this asshole had to have posted it within an hour or two of stealing in. Unreal.

Just making shit up left and right. I’ve called the police and they’re useless so I’ve called reliable backup: climber friends. So far I have four men and two vehicles that will be joining B and I at the rendezvous. Bike heist is a go.

@pastelsailorr That is absolutely what’s going to happen.

Bike heist was a success. I met the thief, asked him to take it for a test ride, and then just…rode away. lol.

At which point, the boys all got out of their cars where they were waiting to have a chat with the guy. B met me with our car two blocks away, we put the bike in the back, and returned to Safeway to see how the boys were faring. Thief had already skedaddled, but they’d told him to never step foot on my property again and he apologized and booked it. So we had an adrenaline-fueled morning that nonetheless reinforced that we’ve moved to a place with a great community of friends willing to drop everything on a Saturday morning to help us, and the guys claimed it was the most fun they’d had in months.

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lacefuneral:

mtfoss:

towerofglass:

House is pregnant

good for him!!!!

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sudaca-swag:

having a father who is involved in your life isnt a flex btw thats the bare fucking minimum they should do, a parent is supposed to love and care for you from birth to adulthood you guys do understand this right??

Reblogged from: il0vedaydreaming

femmetragedyke:

clown femme alert

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pussyronin:

voicemail from my boss: your performance is so abysmal we’re not even firing you we’ve skipped straight to sending the GHOULS unit after you. may god have mercy on you

landlord from outside my door: oouuhhh auuhhhh hnnnn uhh nnhh eeee heee heee (wheezing in pain from bear trap i placed for him)

me humminh to myself at my computer: iiii wanna rocking roll all niiight. and part of every day :) alexa google “hunter biden spit for sale”

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